Gryphon is a pervert, performer, educator and hirsute social media hermit. He has sat on either side of a microphone recording classical and early music, radio drama, and poetry for the last decade or so. He also uses very sharp –or very hot- bits of metal to create pictures on other people. As it turns out, posting about Branding on social media really confuses marketing companies and Gryphon enjoys doing nothing to clear up this confusion. Gryphon was born in the Netherlands, and came over to the UK in 2005 . He remains utterly confused by chip butties.